This from: Elise Jansen 

 It seems that a young man volunteered for military service during World
 War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right
 to Pensacola Naval Air Station skipping recruit training. The very
 first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All
 they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to
 an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.

 On his first day aboard, he took off and single-handedly shot down 6
 Japanese Zeroes. Then climbing up to 20,000 ft., he found 9 more
 Japanese planes and shot them all down as well.
 Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier
 and came in for a perfect landing on the deck.

 He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged
 over to the captain.
 Saluting smartly he said, "Well sir, how did I do on
 my very first day?"

 The captain turned around, bowed politely, and
 replied, "You make one velly, velly selious
 mistake!"