From Joanne:

 CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED
  
  SCHIZOPHRENIA:
  Do You Hear What I Hear?
 
  MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
  We Three Queens Disoriented Are...
 
  NARCISSISTIC
  Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me...
 
  MANIC:
  Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
  Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
  and...
 
  PARANOID:
  Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me...
 
  PERSONALITY DISORDER:
  You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why...
 
  SOCIOPATH:
  Thoughts of Roasting You on an Open Fire...

  OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
  Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
  Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
  Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
  Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...
 

More From Elise

  AGRORAP FOBIA
  I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House... 

  SENILE DEMENTIA
  Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe... 

  OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER
  I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House...


Happy Holidays to all!